destiel-and-other-mishmosh:

tupacshomie:

virginsplayground:

sad-butsassy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

"I will rip your fucking throat out"

I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN I COULDNT

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY

IM DYING

miskamthrope We should’ve gotten bunk beds last year.


ashittyshittybangbang:

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

fansnazbulous


pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

image


shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie


jenocidershou:

fawnfilth:

fawnfilth:

what do you call an anime injury?

a weABOO BOO

i read the first part to my sister and she immidiately said “a y-owwie”



kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do


2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor




me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

nagisahaazukii:

red-coffeemaker:

telapathetic:

america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

You’re certainly giving the rest of us hell